Featured Story

Timeline: Why Foreign Influence is Good for the English Premier League

Timeline: Why Foreign Influence is Good for the English Premier League

By Ross Peterson • on October 16, 2009

English football has been inundated with foreign players, managers and owners for over two decades. Originally thought to be bad for the ferocious English style and national team, the Deadender scraps this nationalist approach, and identifies successful and pivotal dates of foreign influence. 1605; Spaniard Juan Marco Jimenez is the first foreigner

No CommentsRead this story »

News

Mysterious poltergeist turns out to be progressive alzheimers in homeowner

Mysterious poltergeist turns out to be progressive alzheimers in homeowner

By Ross Peterson • on September 9, 2009

BRISTOL - Experts in paranormal phenomenon were called to a house in Bradley Stoke after a spate of personal items had systematically moved unaided from

2 CommentsRead this story »

Science & Nature

God plans to create new flawless human, not like current idiots

God plans to create new flawless human, not like current idiots

By Ross Peterson • on October 13, 2009

SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN - Deep in the bowels of His own research laboratory, God Almighty has been scheming for several decades in preparation for the release

1 CommentRead this story »

Sport

Questions asked as bodybuilder’s arm explodes at high altitude

Questions asked as bodybuilder’s arm explodes at high altitude

By Morgan Boyd • on September 23, 2009

JOHANNESBURG - Bodybuilding has taken another knock this week after 2008 Mr Olympian Jay Cutler’s left bi-cep hemorrhaged water and blood over the

No CommentsRead this story »

Entertainment

Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009

Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009

By Ross Peterson • on September 23, 2009

CALIFORNIA - A poll in popular men’s magazine Maxim revealed readers voted unequivocally that king of pop, Michael Jackson, still held the reins

1 CommentRead this story »

Opinion

Photo-fits

Photo-fits

By Morgan Boyd • on September 3, 2009

Not too long ago Photo-fits of Madeline McCann had been released and whilst I don’t wish to dwell too long on the McCann case (an intention similar

No CommentsRead this story »

Travel

Resident traveller Sebastian Sayers enjoys the scenic routes in Weston-Super-Mare

Resident traveller Sebastian Sayers enjoys the scenic routes in Weston-Super-Mare

By Sebastian Sayers • on December 4, 2008

The sheer anticipation and excitement of sand castles, arcades, piers and Punch and Judy means Mrs Sayers and I should pack extra Ritalin to keep the troops

No CommentsRead this story »

Previous Articles

Patrick Swayze, a life’s work: Ghost and not much else

CALIFORNIA - Hollywood star and one time heart throb Patrick Swayze died peacefully in his home yesterday, after an 18 month battle with pancreatic cancer, sparking journalists across the media to stop

2 CommentsRead this post »

New weight-loss reality show becomes cannibalism horror

LONDON - Reality TV show experts Channel 4 have been criticised by human rights groups after they produced a pilot for a new weight-loss reality TV show, that forced upset and starving contestants to fend

No CommentsRead this post »

Jesus Christ joins cast of X-Men 5

LOS ANGELES - After months of negotiations between Twentieth Century Fox and Jesus Christ’s agent Brett Samsung, Jesus Christ will finally make his long awaited entrance into mainstream Hollywood

1 CommentRead this post »

Man believed to be Jesus Christ actually a bearded parachutist

TEXAS - A bearded man who was parachuting from a plane caused alarming commotion in Houston this week as he crash-landed into a bramble bush in St John’s Methodist Church graveyard, causing the

1 CommentRead this post »

Committed man’s imaginary friend turns out to be Jesus Christ, man released

BRISTOL - A man stood shouting into the sky and then talking to himself outside Bristol Cathedral was committed to psychiatric care yesterday, only to be released today after specialists ascertained

2 CommentsRead this post »

Zebra crossing zebra crossing killed

REGENTS PARK (NEAR LONDON ZOO), LONDON, ENGLAND- Public outcry has surfaced after an escaped zebra from London Zoo was struck and killed  by a Fiat Chiquechento on a nearby zebra crossing. The female

2 CommentsRead this post »

Tree killed in fatal bus crash

GLOUCESTERSHIRE – A tree has been fatally injured as a bus carrying 40 passengers, including 29 Royal Marines bound for their holidays in Afghanistan, slid on ice and tumbled down a steep bank, causing

2 CommentsRead this post »