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God admits He is an atheist

God admits He is an atheist

By Ross Densley • on February 11, 2010

BRISTOL - Despite the rapturous divides between religious beliefs, the true understanding of a divine deity and the unremitting arguments regarding abiogenesis, the omniscient creator of the universe ended all speculation this week as he pronounced himself an atheist. In a frank statement at the ‘No God, No Life; Know God, Know Life’ stall for Bristol

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News

Four millimetres of snow has same effect as apocalyptic nuclear strike, say government

Four millimetres of snow has same effect as apocalyptic nuclear strike, say government

By Ross Densley • on February 6, 2010

BRISTOL - Britain’s military is on full alert as Britain entered an apocalyptic code red scenario this week following the onslaught of approximately four

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Science & Nature

Tree killed in fatal bus crash

Tree killed in fatal bus crash

By Ross Densley • on January 12, 2010

GLOUCESTERSHIRE – A tree has been fatally injured as a bus carrying 40 passengers, including 29 Royal Marines bound for their holidays in Afghanistan,

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Sport

Brook gives boyfriend Cipriani cold shoulder after seeing him in HD

Brook gives boyfriend Cipriani cold shoulder after seeing him in HD

By Ross Densley • on November 23, 2009

Busty model and actress Kelly Brook has been reported to be giving new boyfriend - Wasps and England fly-half Danny Cipriani - the cold shoulder after

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Entertainment

Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much

Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much

By Ross Densley • on January 30, 2010

BRISTOL - Critics from several blog sites and newspapers have been quick to heap praise on Kelly Reichardt’s second film, Wendy and Lucy after

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Opinion

Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009

Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009

By Ross Densley • on November 23, 2009

CALIFORNIA - A poll in popular men’s magazine Maxim revealed readers voted unequivocally that king of pop, Michael Jackson, still held the reins

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Travel

Resident traveller Sebastian Sayers enjoys the scenic routes in Weston-Super-Mare

Resident traveller Sebastian Sayers enjoys the scenic routes in Weston-Super-Mare

By Sebastian Sayers • on December 4, 2008

The sheer anticipation and excitement of sand castles, arcades, piers and Punch and Judy means Mrs Sayers and I should pack extra Ritalin to keep the troops

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BBC removes sitcom from schedule because it’s actually funny

LONDON – Head of the BBC Michael Lyons confirmed Wednesday that a new comedy scheduled to air in the New Year on BBC2 was pulled and sold to Channel 4 because it was actually quite good, and made people

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T5: Air quality results rendered useless as pollution melts monitoring device

HEATHROW - Air quality monitoring devices spread strategically around the new Terminal 5 runway at Heathrow Airport have produced inconclusive evidence of excessive pollution because they have all melted. “Once

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Prince Harry; “It’s hard not to be racist when I’m an upper class soldier trained to kill brown people”

LONDON – Army officials have confirmed they are sending Prince Harry on a quality and diversity course to prevent more racial slurs after his latest outburst in an attempt to minimise damage to his and

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Mysterious poltergeist turns out to be progressive alzheimers in homeowner

BRISTOL - Experts in paranormal phenomenon were called to a house in Bradley Stoke after a spate of personal items had systematically moved unaided from one room to another. Retired legal clerk and homeowner

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Man believed to be Jesus Christ actually a bearded parachutist

TEXAS - A bearded man who was parachuting from a plane caused alarming commotion in Houston this week as he crash-landed into a bramble bush in St John’s Methodist Church graveyard, causing the

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Timeline: Why Foreign Influence is Good for the English Premier League

English football has been inundated with foreign players, managers and owners for over two decades. Originally thought to be bad for the ferocious English style and national team, the Deadender scraps

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Bear Grylls taken ill at hospital after eating ordinary food

LONDON – After returning to England after completing another series of Bear Grylls; born survivor for channel 4, Bear Grylls was rushed to A&E after eating ordinary food. The presenter and ex-SAS

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