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T-100 glad to be back mainstream acting, resisting gay porn

T-100 glad to be back mainstream acting, resisting gay porn

By Chad Ubermoeller • on June 24, 2009

Los Angeles - T-100, the robot who played the skeletal role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first three Terminator movies has spoken out about the excitement of getting the opportunity to act again in the fourth Terminator movie; Terminator Salvation, despite participating in gay porn following his mainstream career grinding to a temporary halt.  T-100, who

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News

Fat people just wrong height, say fat people

Fat people just wrong height, say fat people

By admin • on April 28, 2009

BRISTOL - Overweight scientists at Bristol University have released startling new evidence that obesity isn’t a result of eating saturated fats,

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Science & Nature

T5: Air quality results rendered useless as pollution melts monitoring device

T5: Air quality results rendered useless as pollution melts monitoring device

By Andrew Nichol • on April 29, 2009

HEATHROW - Air quality monitoring devices spread strategically around the new Terminal 5 runway at Heathrow Airport have produced inconclusive evidence

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Sport

Catholic footballer calls religion into question after missing open goal

Catholic footballer calls religion into question after missing open goal

By Chad Ubermoeller • on April 29, 2009

BARCELONA - 18 year-old sensation Bojan Krkic has questioned his Catholic faith after failing to score the winning goal in the Champions League Semi-Final

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Entertainment

Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much

Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much

By Chad Ubermoeller • on April 30, 2009

BRISTOL - Critics from several blog sites and newspapers have been quick to heap praise on Kelly Reichardt’s second film, Wendy and Lucy after

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Opinion

Opinion: Q&A. Sebastian Sayers answers questions on Churchill, Picasso & Dragnet

Opinion: Q&A. Sebastian Sayers answers questions on Churchill, Picasso & Dragnet

By Sebastian Sayers • on February 23, 2009

Need advice? With a plethora of opinion and news going up all the time, a number of readers have been quick to question the absence of any Q and A forums

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Travel

Resident traveller Sebastian Sayers enjoys the scenic routes in Weston-Super-Mare

Resident traveller Sebastian Sayers enjoys the scenic routes in Weston-Super-Mare

By Sebastian Sayers • on December 4, 2008

The sheer anticipation and excitement of sand castles, arcades, piers and Punch and Judy means Mrs Sayers and I should pack extra Ritalin to keep the troops

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Japanese robotic teacher needs to be profanity, kick and piss proof, says British education minister

BRISTOL – Scientists at Bristol University have been busy adapting the latest technological advancement from Japan, in a bid to make it a success in schools across Britain. The robotic humanoid, named

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Adopted kids happier; have the benefit of not knowing what they are going to die of

BIRMINGHAM –Shocking new evidence has come to light on adoption this week, as adoption agency Barnardo’s has thrown a spanner into previous childhood psychiatric studies by claiming that adopted children

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Tree killed in fatal bus crash

GLOUCESTERSHIRE – A tree has been fatally injured as a bus carrying 40 passengers, including 29 Royal Marines bound for their holidays in Afghanistan, slid on ice and tumbled down a steep bank, causing

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Four millimetres of snow has same effect as apocalyptic nuclear strike, say government

BRISTOL - Britain’s military is on full alert as Britain entered an apocalyptic code red scenario this week following the onslaught of approximately four millimetres of frozen rain sweeping across its

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Opinion: Barack Obama, inauguration

DEADEND - In light of Barack Obama’s inauguration as the first African-American President of the United States, the Deadender investigates six important firsts, and assesses their importance to society. History

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BBC removes sitcom from schedule because it’s actually funny

LONDON – Head of the BBC Michael Lyons confirmed Wednesday that a new comedy scheduled to air in the New Year on BBC2 was pulled and sold to Channel 4 because it was actually quite good, and made people

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Kelly Brook asked to leave ‘Britain’s got talent’, nation of Sun readers mourn.

LONDON - Shock resounded throughout the show business fraternity today when it was announced that busty rugby wag Kelly Brook had been asked to leave the popular ITV show Britain’s Got Talent. The

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