Sarah Palin denies World is 10,000 years old. “It’s actually only 6,000”
WASHINGTON – Alaskan vice-president candidate and pretty attractive hockey ‘mom’ Governor Sarah Palin has refuted claims that she believes the world is 10,000 years old, claiming she’s knows for a fact it is only 6,000.
Palin has been under constant attack from the Democratic Party since her promotion from religious crack-pot to potential religious crack-pot vice president of the United States.
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Palin commented in an interview with CNN, “It takes more of a leap of faith to believe that a monkey shat out a human, rather than my belief that an invisible God created atoms, quantum mechanics, cellular biology, relativity, mesoscopic systems and human consciousness in six days. Plus my kids just love a day at the creationist museum in Kansas City. If it wasn’t real, why would they call it a museum?”
Later asked if she truly believed in the story of Noah’s Ark, Palin said, “It’s not too hard to believe in a man 900 years old when you work with John McCain.”
