T-100 glad to be back mainstream acting, resisting gay porn
Los Angeles - T-100, the robot who played the skeletal role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first three Terminator movies has spoken out about the excitement of getting the opportunity to act again in the fourth Terminator movie; Terminator Salvation, despite participating in gay porn following his mainstream career grinding to a temporary halt.
T-100, who has a combined 11 minutes of screen time in the first three terminator movies, has been forced into a stint in the homosexual adult film industry to bolster his bank account during the writing, production and financing stages of the Terminator trilogies.
“I’ve auditioned for several romantic comedy roles” T-100 told expectant comicon fans in San Diego, “After being turned down for Othello at the West End Theatre in London I genuinely thought my mainstream acting days were over.”
T-100 probably failed to get the role as Othello because of gender and racial stereotyping
“I was really surprised when I heard [that he was doing gay porn]” said Terminator director James Cameron, “He’s really professional on set, takes direction well, and just has a great, genuine sense of humour.”
Another bone of contention for T-100 is the acting possibilities afforded to other terminators, namely the technologically advanced, futuristic T-1000, who has been able to double up as established Hollywood actors due to his ability to morph into any animate object it touches.
“Although Nicholas Cage was on holiday in Rome, T-1000 was able to doppelganger for him in his role in National Treasure and clearly better the performance.” Said T-100 bitterly when asked about his favourite actors in San Diego. ”I guess I need to continue to hope they [big Hollywood studios] keep throwing money at the failing Terminator franchise. Otherwise it’s back to anal sex for me. And not the good kind.”
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By I save lives the old fashioned way on June 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Gay porn was most certainly get a bigger (straighter) audience if T-100 was in them. Imagine what old T-1000 could changed into to produce the goods on those films. wowzers.