Will Young meets Cheryl Tweedy, wishes he wasn’t gay
BATH – whilst recording his new album at the legendary Moles studio’s, X Factor winner Will Young had a brief conversation with Girls Aloud beauty Cheryl Tweedy and really wished he wasn’t gay.
The two artists crossed paths in the mixing studio after Will, 29, had finished over dubbing his vocals for his new single the singer said.
“She is so perfect I’d love to fuck her every which way but loose. I just can’t I guess, because I’m gay.”
“I’ve never been so attracted to any individual, male or female,” said Young. “If my last boyfriend had such an amazing feminine body and tits as symmetrical as Cheryl’s, then I’d be a happy man.”
The two artists talked for approximately fifty-three seconds and shared an interesting array of facts from the human genome theory, the origins of profanity in the English language and the death of that guy with the little hand.
“As soon as you talk to Cheryl you fantasise about a big house full of great kids, a dog and a shed full of expensive wood cutting tools you’d never use. Instead I’m stuck with a boyfriend and the thought of going through the hell of adoption courts.” Said a physically destressed Young as he headed to the toilets for a wank.
