Mysterious poltergeist turns out to be progressive alzheimers in homeowner
BRISTOL - Experts in paranormal phenomenon were called to a house in Bradley Stoke after a spate of personal items had systematically moved unaided from one room to another.
Retired legal clerk and homeowner Harry Burnham, 78, called police after the supposed poltergeist of his ex-wife had sent him signs of her presence by moving a saucepan from the dishwasher to a cupboard and a newspaper from the coffee table to the recycling bin.
The scientists were called in from various corners of the globe, all experts in the field of parapyschology and paranormal activity. After spending a number of minutes in Mr Burnham’s company it became apparent to the scientists that the problem was less paranormal and more mental. Said head scientist Charles Fort, “After Mr Burnham asked us if we would like a cup of coffee six times in ten minutes we began to suspect something. The shoe finally dropped when he returned with the fifth cup of coffee and claimed we were burglars and tried to assault us.”
Experts are now divided over whether past Poltergeist stories would stand up to scientific scrutiny and whether there is an opportunity to examine the DNA of historic poltergeist witnesses in an attempt to prove they were crazy. Hollywood has no plan to make Poltergeist VII detailing the new findings.
Comments
By Luke on September 10th, 2009 at 2:59 am
Glad to see more articles popping up on here!
Great article too.. going to add any picture?
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By Steve-O on September 10th, 2009 at 8:59 am
What’s a beardsmoke?