Brook gives boyfriend Cipriani cold shoulder after seeing him in HD
Busty model and actress Kelly Brook has been reported to be giving new boyfriend - Wasps and England fly-half Danny Cipriani - the cold shoulder after seeing his facial features enhanced in crystal clear quality live on a Sony plasma 56 inch flat screen in super high-def.
Cipriani in the flesh
Brook was allegedly having a drink with her friends in Clapham’s trendy Duck and Bison when she accidentally caught sight of Cipriani on the big screen taking his scrum cap off before kicking waywardly into the crowd.
Said a surprised Brook; “It’s unreal how different Danny looked with the pixelation that clear. If I’d have met him with that kind of clarity in the pub then I may have had second thoughts.”
Cipriani in HD
Sony was quick to defend its brand of super high quality images, explaining that it doesn’t expect more relationships to fail on the basis of enhanced picture quality. “Luckily for us, very few women actually watch their [fucking ugly and wealthy] partners on plasma screens. The majority of our clientele is aimed at the 18 to 50 male bracket, and I don’t think they care if their sporting heroes have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.” Explained Sony representative Mario Silver.
Cipriani was unavailable for comment, but insiders have suggested he may keep his scrum cap on continuously and install black and white television sets in all of Kelly’s drinking holes.
