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God admits He is an atheist

God admits He is an atheist

By Ross Peterson • on February 11, 2010

BRISTOL - Despite the rapturous divides between religious beliefs, the true understanding of a divine deity and the unremitting arguments regarding abiogenesis,

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Four millimetres of snow has same effect as apocalyptic nuclear strike, say government

Four millimetres of snow has same effect as apocalyptic nuclear strike, say government

By Ross Peterson • on February 6, 2010

BRISTOL - Britain’s military is on full alert as Britain entered an apocalyptic code red scenario this week following the onslaught of approximately four

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Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much

Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much

By Ross Peterson • on January 30, 2010

BRISTOL - Critics from several blog sites and newspapers have been quick to heap praise on Kelly Reichardt’s second film, Wendy and Lucy after

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Tree killed in fatal bus crash

Tree killed in fatal bus crash

By Ross Peterson • on January 12, 2010

GLOUCESTERSHIRE – A tree has been fatally injured as a bus carrying 40 passengers, including 29 Royal Marines bound for their holidays in Afghanistan,

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T5: Air quality results rendered useless as pollution melts monitoring device

T5: Air quality results rendered useless as pollution melts monitoring device

By Ross Peterson • on December 29, 2009

HEATHROW - Air quality monitoring devices spread strategically around the new Terminal 5 runway at Heathrow Airport have produced inconclusive evidence

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Man believed to be Jesus Christ actually a bearded parachutist

Man believed to be Jesus Christ actually a bearded parachutist

By Ross Peterson • on December 6, 2009

TEXAS - A bearded man who was parachuting from a plane caused alarming commotion in Houston this week as he crash-landed into a bramble bush in St John’s

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Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009

Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009

By Ross Peterson • on November 23, 2009

CALIFORNIA - A poll in popular men’s magazine Maxim revealed readers voted unequivocally that king of pop, Michael Jackson, still held the reins

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Timeline: Why Foreign Influence is Good for the English Premier League

English football has been inundated with foreign players, managers and owners for over two decades. Originally thought to be bad for the ferocious English style and national team, the Deadender scraps

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God plans to create new flawless human, not like current idiots

SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN - Deep in the bowels of His own research laboratory, God Almighty has been scheming for several decades in preparation for the release of a new human, one that is not partial to self-made

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Bear Grylls taken ill at hospital after eating ordinary food

LONDON – After returning to England after completing another series of Bear Grylls; born survivor for channel 4, Bear Grylls was rushed to A&E after eating ordinary food. The presenter and ex-SAS

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Patrick Swayze, a life’s work: Ghost and not much else

CALIFORNIA - Hollywood star and one time heart throb Patrick Swayze died peacefully in his home yesterday, after an 18 month battle with pancreatic cancer, sparking journalists across the media to stop

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New weight-loss reality show becomes cannibalism horror

LONDON - Reality TV show experts Channel 4 have been criticised by human rights groups after they produced a pilot for a new weight-loss reality TV show, that forced upset and starving contestants to fend

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Mysterious poltergeist turns out to be progressive alzheimers in homeowner

BRISTOL - Experts in paranormal phenomenon were called to a house in Bradley Stoke after a spate of personal items had systematically moved unaided from one room to another. Retired legal clerk and homeowner

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Committed man’s imaginary friend turns out to be Jesus Christ, man released

BRISTOL - A man stood shouting into the sky and then talking to himself outside Bristol Cathedral was committed to psychiatric care yesterday, only to be released today after specialists ascertained

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Teenagers to learn about alternatives to pregnancy from top pornography, money shots

LONDON - Stroke victim Gordon Brown announced Wednesday that Labour are introducing another government initiative aimed at introducing school children to hardcore pornography, as an aid to stopping high

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Will Young meets Cheryl Tweedy, wishes he wasn’t gay

BATH – whilst recording his new album at the legendary Moles studio’s, X Factor winner Will Young had a brief conversation with Girls Aloud beauty Cheryl Tweedy and really wished he wasn’t gay. The

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T-100 glad to be back mainstream acting, resisting gay porn

Los Angeles - T-100, the robot who played the skeletal role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first three Terminator movies has spoken out about the excitement of getting the opportunity to act again in

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Catholic footballer calls religion into question after missing open goal

BARCELONA - 18 year-old sensation Bojan Krkic has questioned his Catholic faith after failing to score the winning goal in the Champions League Semi-Final against Chelsea at the Nou Camp last night. With

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Weightlifting champion ashamed to lose battle with micro-organism, cold virus.

GOLD’S GYM, CALIFORNIA -  Bewildered weightlifting superstar Jay Cutler is refusing to show his face at his local gym after a failure to beat off an endemic cold virus that has been going around for

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Japanese robotic teacher needs to be profanity, kick and piss proof, says British education minister

BRISTOL – Scientists at Bristol University have been busy adapting the latest technological advancement from Japan, in a bid to make it a success in schools across Britain. The robotic humanoid, named

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