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Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much
BRISTOL - Critics from several blog sites and newspapers have been quick to heap praise on Kelly Reichardt’s second film, Wendy and Lucy after it was aired in Bristol’s Watershed cinema. Ordinary movie-goers however, have been scratching their collective heads for days after the screening, wondering where the fuck their £6.50 price of
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Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009
CALIFORNIA - A poll in popular men’s magazine Maxim revealed readers voted unequivocally that king of pop, Michael Jackson, still held the reins as biggest celebrity death in 2009, despite a strong late showing from other Hollywood heavyweights like Patrick Swayze and David Carradine. During the
Questions asked as bodybuilder’s arm explodes at high altitude
JOHANNESBURG - Bodybuilding has taken another knock this week after 2008 Mr Olympian Jay Cutler’s left bi-cep hemorrhaged water and blood over the front row during a competition, leading some experts to speculate that the high altitude may be to blame, not the $100,000 worth of steroids Cutler
Patrick Swayze, a life’s work: Ghost and not much else
CALIFORNIA - Hollywood star and one time heart throb Patrick Swayze died peacefully in his home yesterday, after an 18 month battle with pancreatic cancer, sparking journalists across the media to stop and consider Swayze’s body of work, and wonder how anyone actually knew who he was. Swayze
Jesus Christ joins cast of X-Men 5
LOS ANGELES - After months of negotiations between Twentieth Century Fox and Jesus Christ’s agent Brett Samsung, Jesus Christ will finally make his long awaited entrance into mainstream Hollywood in the X-Men superhero movie franchise. Twentieth Century Fox producers were eager to open negotiations
T-100 glad to be back mainstream acting, resisting gay porn
Los Angeles - T-100, the robot who played the skeletal role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first three Terminator movies has spoken out about the excitement of getting the opportunity to act again in the fourth Terminator movie; Terminator Salvation, despite participating in gay porn following his mainstream
Kelly Brook asked to leave ‘Britain’s got talent’, nation of Sun readers mourn.
LONDON - Shock resounded throughout the show business fraternity today when it was announced that busty rugby wag Kelly Brook had been asked to leave the popular ITV show Britain’s Got Talent. The news has surprised the legions of white van drivers across the UK, 95% of whom emphatically declared
Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime gets towed, misses time on set
LOS ANGELES – Filming for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was prematurely halted as iconic Autobot leader Optimus Prime was clamped, towed and left in the car pound for two days. To the dismay of director Michael Bay, Prime was due to shoot the pivotal love scene with co-star Shia LeBeouf on location
Guy Ritchie set to take 152 million, all the kids and half Madonna’s music career, say lawyers
LONDON – The divorce settlement saga between filmmaker Guy Ritchie and singer Madonna Ciccone hit a brick wall this week after Mr Ritchie is said to have asked for around 152 million dollars, five year old Rocco and half of Madonna’s music career. In a statement taken at his home in Chelsea, London,