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Opinion: Q&A. Sebastian Sayers answers questions on Churchill, Picasso & Dragnet
Need advice? With a plethora of opinion and news going up all the time, a number of readers have been quick to question the absence of any Q and A forums we may have. As we have no qualified psychiatrists to boot, or indeed the budget to acquire one, the Deadender has taken your needs into consideration and recruited within. With emails clogging the
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Jesus Christ joins cast of X-Men 5
LOS ANGELES - After months of negotiations between Twentieth Century Fox and Jesus Christ’s agent Brett Samsung, Jesus Christ will finally make his long awaited entrance into mainstream Hollywood in the X-Men superhero movie franchise. Twentieth Century Fox producers were eager to open negotiations
Opinion: Barack Obama, inauguration
DEADEND - In light of Barack Obama’s inauguration as the first African-American President of the United States, the Deadender investigates six important firsts, and assesses their importance to society. History is awash with firsts; the first hairdryer, the first heart transplant, the first man to
Kelly Brook asked to leave ‘Britain’s got talent’, nation of Sun readers mourn.
LONDON - Shock resounded throughout the show business fraternity today when it was announced that busty rugby wag Kelly Brook had been asked to leave the popular ITV show Britain’s Got Talent. The news has surprised the legions of white van drivers across the UK, 95% of whom emphatically declared
Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime gets towed, misses time on set
LOS ANGELES – Filming for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was prematurely halted as iconic Autobot leader Optimus Prime was clamped, towed and left in the car pound for two days. To the dismay of director Michael Bay, Prime was due to shoot the pivotal love scene with co-star Shia LeBeouf on location
Cave-dwelling terrorists still slightly brighter than Intelligence agencies, FBI
AFGHANISTAN – The myriad of uneducated Taliban insurgents hiding in the mountains in Afghanistan are proving incredibly illusive to the many Ivy League graduates working for the top intelligence agencies, it was revealed today. The Taliban fighters have been hiding within an eight mile radius of the
Pope Benedict blames homosexuality for poor golf round, frigid weather conditions.
SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS, MUIR OF ORD - The Pope has defamed homosexuals again and blamed the recent onset of frigid temperatures as evidence of God’s disproval for homosexuality, and it having nothing to do with the fact it’s Winter. At a charity golf tournament run annually at the highlands Muir
Guy Ritchie set to take 152 million, all the kids and half Madonna’s music career, say lawyers
LONDON – The divorce settlement saga between filmmaker Guy Ritchie and singer Madonna Ciccone hit a brick wall this week after Mr Ritchie is said to have asked for around 152 million dollars, five year old Rocco and half of Madonna’s music career. In a statement taken at his home in Chelsea, London,