Bear Grylls taken ill at hospital after eating ordinary food
LONDON – After returning to England after completing another series of Bear Grylls; born survivor for channel 4, Bear Grylls was rushed to A&E after eating ordinary food. The presenter and ex-SAS marine is said to be conscious and in a stable condition at St Mary’s Hospital after a small seizure caused by eating a granary baguette with tuna
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