Low budget independent film has critics ecstatic, ordinary movie-goers, not so much
BRISTOL - Critics from several blog sites and newspapers have been quick to heap praise on Kelly Reichardt’s second film, Wendy and Lucy after it was aired in Bristol’s Watershed cinema. Ordinary movie-goers however, have been scratching their collective heads for days after the screening, wondering where the fuck their £6.50 price of
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Despite late surge in celebrity death, Michael Jackson still No.1 for 2009
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Patrick Swayze, a life’s work: Ghost and not much else
CALIFORNIA - Hollywood star and one time heart throb Patrick Swayze died peacefully in his home yesterday, after an 18 month battle with pancreatic cancer, sparking journalists across the media to stop and consider Swayze’s body of work, and wonder how anyone actually knew who he was. Swayze
New weight-loss reality show becomes cannibalism horror
LONDON - Reality TV show experts Channel 4 have been criticised by human rights groups after they produced a pilot for a new weight-loss reality TV show, that forced upset and starving contestants to fend for themselves in a traditional survival situation. The idea of the show was to force food deprived
Jesus Christ joins cast of X-Men 5
LOS ANGELES - After months of negotiations between Twentieth Century Fox and Jesus Christ’s agent Brett Samsung, Jesus Christ will finally make his long awaited entrance into mainstream Hollywood in the X-Men superhero movie franchise. Twentieth Century Fox producers were eager to open negotiations
Teenagers to learn about alternatives to pregnancy from top pornography, money shots
LONDON - Stroke victim Gordon Brown announced Wednesday that Labour are introducing another government initiative aimed at introducing school children to hardcore pornography, as an aid to stopping high rates of pregnancy amongst teenagers. With teenage pregnancy in the UK exceeding all other European
Will Young meets Cheryl Tweedy, wishes he wasn’t gay
BATH – whilst recording his new album at the legendary Moles studio’s, X Factor winner Will Young had a brief conversation with Girls Aloud beauty Cheryl Tweedy and really wished he wasn’t gay. The two artists crossed paths in the mixing studio after Will, 29, had finished over dubbing his vocals
T-100 glad to be back mainstream acting, resisting gay porn
Los Angeles - T-100, the robot who played the skeletal role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the first three Terminator movies has spoken out about the excitement of getting the opportunity to act again in the fourth Terminator movie; Terminator Salvation, despite participating in gay porn following his mainstream
Kelly Brook asked to leave ‘Britain’s got talent’, nation of Sun readers mourn.
LONDON - Shock resounded throughout the show business fraternity today when it was announced that busty rugby wag Kelly Brook had been asked to leave the popular ITV show Britain’s Got Talent. The news has surprised the legions of white van drivers across the UK, 95% of whom emphatically declared
Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime gets towed, misses time on set
LOS ANGELES – Filming for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was prematurely halted as iconic Autobot leader Optimus Prime was clamped, towed and left in the car pound for two days. To the dismay of director Michael Bay, Prime was due to shoot the pivotal love scene with co-star Shia LeBeouf on location