God admits He is an atheist
BRISTOL - Despite the rapturous divides between religious beliefs, the true understanding of a divine deity and the unremitting arguments regarding abiogenesis, the omniscient creator of the universe ended all speculation this week as he pronounced himself an atheist. In a frank statement at the ‘No God, No Life; Know God, Know Life’ stall for Bristol
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God plans to create new flawless human, not like current idiots
SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN - Deep in the bowels of His own research laboratory, God Almighty has been scheming for several decades in preparation for the release of a new human, one that is not partial to self-made destruction, cruelty and its own self worth. Tentatively named Adam Jr, this new type of human
Jesus Christ joins cast of X-Men 5
LOS ANGELES - After months of negotiations between Twentieth Century Fox and Jesus Christ’s agent Brett Samsung, Jesus Christ will finally make his long awaited entrance into mainstream Hollywood in the X-Men superhero movie franchise. Twentieth Century Fox producers were eager to open negotiations
Committed man’s imaginary friend turns out to be Jesus Christ, man released
BRISTOL - A man stood shouting into the sky and then talking to himself outside Bristol Cathedral was committed to psychiatric care yesterday, only to be released today after specialists ascertained the man was simply having a conversation with Jesus, not a supposed imaginary friend. The thirty-five
Catholic footballer calls religion into question after missing open goal
BARCELONA - 18 year-old sensation Bojan Krkic has questioned his Catholic faith after failing to score the winning goal in the Champions League Semi-Final against Chelsea at the Nou Camp last night. With only three minutes left to play in injury time and the score precariously balanced at 0-0, Bojan
Pope Benedict blames homosexuality for poor golf round, frigid weather conditions.
SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS, MUIR OF ORD - The Pope has defamed homosexuals again and blamed the recent onset of frigid temperatures as evidence of God’s disproval for homosexuality, and it having nothing to do with the fact it’s Winter. At a charity golf tournament run annually at the highlands Muir
Sarah Palin denies World is 10,000 years old. “It’s actually only 6,000”
WASHINGTON – Alaskan vice-president candidate and pretty attractive hockey ‘mom’ Governor Sarah Palin has refuted claims that she believes the world is 10,000 years old, claiming she’s knows for a fact it is only 6,000. Palin has been under constant attack from the Democratic Party since her