Timeline: Why Foreign Influence is Good for the English Premier League
English football has been inundated with foreign players, managers and owners for over two decades. Originally thought to be bad for the ferocious English style and national team, the Deadender scraps this nationalist approach, and identifies successful and pivotal dates of foreign influence. 1605; Spaniard Juan Marco Jimenez is the first foreigner
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