New weight-loss reality show becomes cannibalism horror
LONDON - Reality TV show experts Channel 4 have been criticised by human rights groups after they produced a pilot for a new weight-loss reality TV show, that forced upset and starving contestants to fend for themselves in a traditional survival situation. The idea of the show was to force food deprived fat people into a fight or flight mentality,
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Kelly Brook asked to leave ‘Britain’s got talent’, nation of Sun readers mourn.
LONDON - Shock resounded throughout the show business fraternity today when it was announced that busty rugby wag Kelly Brook had been asked to leave the popular ITV show Britain’s Got Talent. The news has surprised the legions of white van drivers across the UK, 95% of whom emphatically declared
Lemmings discovered that want to live, spread DNA
ARTIC CIRCLE – Whilst filming a new nature series on Lemmings and other Arvicolinae behaviour, BBC producers and filmmakers discovered that a large majority of the lemming population had a distinct desire to survive, even whilst being beaten over the head with a boom stand. The rodents where being