Bookmakers can now fuck hookers as Obama occupies Whitehouse
Bookmakers are beginning to show an up-turn in profits this week, quashing the rumours that they are suffering under the ongoing credit-crunch.
Analysts are attributing their recent growth to the flurry of post US election wagers that have been flooding into betting shops since Barack Obama swept to victory in the US Presidential Election last month.
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